小幽默--杨远锋的博客

小幽默

[ 2011-3-21 13:06:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

聪明投资
    老爸打算买一套大的房子，以后大家可以住在一起，但需要我和弟赞助。
    老人家率先开口：“我出30万元，购买卧室。”弟清清嗓子说：“我拿20万元，购买厨房和阳台。”我正考虑怎么回答，儿子抢先一步说：“我们负责买卫生间，以后按次收费。”
鼻子太尖
    刚打电话问朋友在哪儿，朋友答：“在麦当劳。”我说了句客气的套话：“嘿，哥们儿吃什么好吃的呢，我都闻到香味了。”朋友回答：“正在卫生间排队呢！”
牛顿真牛
    今天数学课讲微积分，老师在投影上放了一个牛顿的资料，一边放还一边感叹：“牛顿这人多厉害，数学上有他，物理上也有他。”一哥们儿幽幽感叹：“历史上也有他……”
实现一半
    甲：“你小时候的梦想是什么？”
    乙：“当警察叔叔。”
    甲：“实现了吗？”
    乙：“算是实现了一半。”
    甲：“怎么叫一半？”
    乙：“现在是叔叔。”

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[ 2016-9-6 18:51:05 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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