幽默词典--杨远锋的博客

幽默词典

[ 2011-4-29 13:29:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

●夫妻——就是相聚时吵吵闹闹，分别后又苦苦思念的一对儿男女。
●省略句——就是把最重要的字或词去掉，如“我爱你的钱”可以省略为“我爱你”。
●贷款——合法的借用品。借用的数目越大，归还的可能性就越小。
●粉笔——投向学生的暗器，偶尔也用来写字。
●优秀奖——主办单位为难入名次的参赛者设立的一项安慰性奖励。
●筷子——世界上最懒的东西：吃了饭就睡觉。
●厨子——不同于常人的人，常人是吃饱了，厨子是尝饱了。
●医生——故意将字写得无法辨认，以防你抢走他生意的无名书法家。
●忠言——一种难听的好话。
●猪——一种比人聪明的动物，因此某些人常用这家伙的脑子思考问题。
●母鸡——好表功的家伙，做点平常事总怕别人不知道，下个软蛋都要咯咯叫。
●妻子——婚前说你好婚后说别人好的女人。
●吸烟——安乐死的一种方法。
●泄密——八卦新闻的主要内容。
●争吵——一种适宜姑嫂、妯娌、婆媳、夫妻使用的对话方式。
●承诺——许愿的意思。现今许愿的人多，还愿的人少，大部分人只许愿不还愿。

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[ 2016-9-6 18:50:09 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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