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开心段子

[ 2011-4-11 13:12:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

玩一块磁铁
    同学说，有一天他在办公室闲得没事，玩一块磁铁时被领导看见了，领导伸手就来拿！结果“嗖”的一下，磁铁吸在了领导的戒指上面！好尴尬！
夫妻打电话
    老王两口都是话务员。
    一天两人吵架，老王摔门而去。傍晚，老婆拨通了老王的手机。
    老王没好气地说：“您好！这里是离就离服务热线。低头认错，请按1；坚决离婚，请按2；想打人，本服务台为您转接110。”
    老婆气得挂了电话。
    深夜，老王回家，发现门被反锁了，只能拨打老婆的手机，只听老婆用假嗓子说：“您好！这里是‘谁怕谁’服务热线。想回家，请用膝盖跪搓衣板；想离婚，请用膝盖跪钉板；若您有不适，本服务台为您转接120。”
就来120盘
    一次与几个朋友去吃饭。大厅座无虚席，服务生把我们领到一包间，准备点菜时，她大声说：“这里最低消费两千元！”大家一愣，此时，一朋友问：“家常豆腐多少一盘？”“18元。”“好，就这来120盘！”服务生出去后不一会儿饭店经理就进来了，笑嘻嘻地说：“各位随意，点多少钱的都行，没有限制！”

买一样的彩票
我妻子常说，假如哪一天她买彩票中了大奖，绝对不会给我一分钱，而是立马离婚搬到国外去。她一定不知道，整整5年来，我都一直买和她一样号码的彩票……看她到时还笑不笑得出来。
电影叫什么
一次，和几个朋友约在我家集合，然后出去玩。就差一个哥们儿人就全了。无聊，就在电脑上看电影，法国片《你丫闭嘴》，还是东北话版的，很搞笑。这哥们儿姗姗来迟，见我们看得很有兴趣，便问：“什么电影啊？”我说：“《你丫闭嘴》！”这哥们儿说：“我问你电影什么名字？”我说：“不是告诉你了吗，《你丫闭嘴》啊！”这哥们儿似乎明白了，点头说：“噢……”隔了几天又聚会，这哥们儿突然拉住我，问：“你告诉我，上回你们看的电影到底叫什么？”我：“＆※％＃……”

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[ 2016-9-6 18:50:30 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-28 18:27:30 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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