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办公室那点事

[ 2011-3-29 12:30:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

●单位里有个女同事的名字叫做宝贝，结果影响了很多已婚的家庭。试想一下，丈夫的手机响了，一看是“宝贝”来电，那么悲剧就从此开始……
    ●公司来一新同事，长得特老实忠厚，做自我介绍（腿还有点抖）：“大家好，我姓苟，一丝不挂的苟。”
    ●某部门年终召开揭短会，许多人都或多或少地说了自己的缺点，小马谈到自己说：“这一年我最大的缺点就是经常挨表扬、经常被奖励。”
    ●学了点国语的老外。早晨和女秘书打招呼：“你吗好？”小姐瞪了他一眼，他一愣，马上又对她说：“妈，你好！”
    ●某次聚会，一同事喝高了，我就送他回家。走的时候还能跟人打招呼，路上就不行了，跟病了一样。我怕出事，就扛着他去医院了。把他安顿在病房后就去拿药了，等我取完药回来，这哥儿们竟然醒了，正握住医院挂吊瓶的杆子，晃晃悠悠，嘴里还嘀咕着：“这公交车开得太快了！”
    ●那天，我老板在我的电脑后面看了半天，好像很懂似地说：“你也种菜啊？这可是上班时间！”我瞅瞅他说：“张总，这是我的桌面，你见哪块菜地上站着超级玛丽呢？”
    ●对门单位A处长的故事。
    有一天，上级领导打电话找A，只听电话里传来：“你找我们领导啊？我们领导不在啊，我们领导可能唱歌去了，也可能桑拿去了，你要不要也来啊？”领导怒挂电话，第二天痛骂A，A委屈兼百思不得其解。最后终于明白过来，自己家的臭儿子又把自己电话彩铃改了！

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[ 2016-9-6 18:50:53 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-28 18:28:17 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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