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幽默地带

[ 2011-3-28 12:29:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

约会
    第一次和心仪的MM约会。在吃甜点的时候，MM讲了一个一点儿也不好笑的笑话，为了讨好她，我想哈哈大笑，结果嗓子被甜点卡住，最终吐了一桌。
感觉
    阿姨为大龄表哥介绍女友，交代表哥伶俐点。表哥相亲后回家说，感觉不错，对方应该很满意，中间洗了三次脸，可能为了漂亮洗个脸补个妆啥的。这时阿姨手机响了，那相亲美女说：“阿姨，实在不行，太无聊，中间洗了三次脸才没睡着。”
DNA测试
    手机和电话结婚,生个孩子叫小灵通,长得丑,信号又差。为了弄明白,手机和电话带小灵通去做了DNA测试,结果大吃一惊:乖乖!原来它爹是对讲机!
奥特曼去买菜
    小外甥闹着要姥姥讲故事才睡觉。姥姥讲道：“从前，有个人挎着篮子去买菜……”小外甥说：“不行，我要听奥特曼。”姥姥淡定地说：“从前，奥特曼挎着篮子去买菜……”小外甥大闹：“不行，我要听奥特曼和机器人打架！”姥姥接着说：“从前，有个奥特曼买菜的时候和卖菜的机器人打起来了……”于是，小外甥听了奥特曼和机器人为一斤白菜打得头破血流后，满足地睡觉去了。
屁股的酒量
    病童：“打针前为什么要擦棉球？”父亲：“那是酒精，先把你的屁股擦醉了，再打针就不痛了。”病童：“可我还是痛呀！”父亲：“那是因为你屁股的酒量好啊！”

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[ 2016-9-6 18:50:46 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-28 18:27:44 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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