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拒酒词送给酒量不行的你

[ 2011-3-2 13:23:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

你试试这样说：“跟你不喜欢的人在一起喝酒，是一种痛苦；跟你喜欢的人在一起喝酒，是一种感动。我们走到一块，说明我们感情到了位。只要感情到了位，不喝也陶醉。”
    ○只要感情有，喝什么都是酒
    你如果确实不能沾酒，就不妨说服对方，以饮料或茶水代酒。你问他：“我俩有没有感情？”他会答：“有！”你顺势说：“只要感情有，喝什么都是酒。感情是什么？感情就是理解，理解万岁！”你然后以茶代酒，表示一下。
    ○感情浅，哪怕喝大碗；感情深，哪怕舔一舔

如：“你不喝这杯酒，一定嫌我长得丑。”如：“感情深，一口吞；感情浅，舔一舔。”劝酒者把喝酒的多少与人的美丑和感情的深浅扯到一块。你可以驳倒：“如果感情的深浅与喝酒的多少成正比，我们这么深的感情，一杯酒不足以体现。我们应该跳进酒缸里，因为我们情深似海。其实，感情浅，哪怕喝大碗；感情深，哪怕舔一舔。”

○让我们来做选择题吧
他要借酒表达对你的情和意，你便说：“开心一刻是可以做选择题的。表达情和意，可以：A.拥抱，B.拉手，C.喝酒，任选一项。我敬你，就让你选；你敬我，应该让我选。现在，我选择A拥抱，好吗？”

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[ 2016-9-6 16:32:51 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-28 16:06:37 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-30 10:41:45 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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