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谁当老板

[ 2011-1-7 21:46:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

上帝造人之始，人身初具规模。此时身体各个组成部分彼此不服，都想当老板。大脑首先发表演讲：“我具备智力，能控制全身的活动，理所当然是老板！”两只脚听到了，不服气地说：“大脑再聪明，也由我整天扛着东奔西走，我要是不动弹，哪里也去不了，我应该当老板。”双手说道：“所有的工作都由我来完成，我是老板。”接下来，肺、心脏、眼睛等都参与到辩论之中，一时吵闹不休，分不出胜负。本来，谁也没把最卑劣的屁眼放在眼里，意想不到的是，屁眼也发表了竞争演说。这实在让人忍俊不禁，所有的竞争者都嘲笑起来。屁眼受到刺激，于是决定罢工，死活不做任何事。很短的时间内，全身起了连锁反应，眼睛模糊了，双手开始僵硬，两只脚有些瘸，心脏和肺逐渐停止跳动，大脑也糊里糊涂起来。到了最后关头，谁也坚持不下去，纷纷同意屁眼当老板。在这之后，全身各部位埋头工作，剩下屁眼闲呆着，唯一的职责就是整天瞎放臭屁。

这则寓言的寓意：当老板的，往往是那些不干正事，而整天瞎放臭屁的家伙。

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