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小小彬学英语

作者[孙锡云] 发表于[2012-3-9 15:38:00]

小小彬学英

    话说位父亲正在检查儿子的英语课本,突然翻到极其恐怖的一页:yes-爷死,nice-奶死,bus-爸死,mouth-妈死,jeeps-姐不死,girls-哥儿死,最后是was-我死。儿子屁颠颠还给他的老爸介绍,“介叫单词速记!”
    老爸气得得牛气冲天,恨不得在后面加上了一句:kiss-气死。

   诶,这位口爱的傻孩子,貌似和小小彬“撞衫”了。小彬彬在古装戏中也学起了英语,流利不流利,标准不标准乃?哈哈……“来点屎,狗屎,猫屎,耳屎,鼻屎,拉屎!”


偶买雷帝嘎嘎,把我都雷得外焦里嫩了。还有更绝的,“爷s,奶s,爸s,你s,我s!”

诶呀“都s,完蛋啦!”


 这段小小彬学英语,出自某电影中的片段,纯属虚构,如有雷同,请火速与您孩子的英语老师联系,如有必要,也请与您孩子学校的校长沟通沟通。

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