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幽默:笑话

作者[孙锡云] 发表于[2011-1-27 11:15:00]

笑话

一美女下夜班,被一色男子尾随跟踪,美女很害怕,正路过一片坟地, 色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座坟墓前说:“爸爸,开门吧,我回来了”。吓的色男子狂奔而去。 美女为自己的聪明得意地笑了起来,哪知笑声未落,从坟墓里传出一个阴森森的声音说:“闺女,你咋又忘记带钥匙了呢?”吓得美女尖叫着跑了。 这时,一个盗墓者从坟墓里爬了出来,说:“影响我工作,吓死你”。突然发现墓碑前有一老者,手拿凿子在刻墓碑,就好奇地问:“你在干吗”?老者生气地说:“这些不孝子孙把我的墓碑都刻错了,只自己来改啦”。盗墓者一听,吓得撒腿就跑了。 看著盗墓者的背影,老者冷笑道:“跟老子抢生意,吓死你”。一不小心,凿子掉地上了,老者正要弯腰去拾,却看见从草丛中伸出一只手,同时还有个冷冰冰声音:“ 啊,敢乱改我家的门牌号”。吓得老者连滚带爬地跑了。 一个拾荒者从草丛中爬出来,捡起地上的凿子,感叹道:“这年头,捡块烂铁还得费这么大神。”祝辛苦挣钱的朋友们天天快乐 ! 如果你笑了!! 让更多人分享这份快乐..........

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