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还算有意思的搞笑短信

[ 2010-9-22 1:34:00 | By: znnjbl ]

还算有意思的搞笑短信

1、某领导的追求目标：家里有个做饭的，办公室有个好看的，身边有个发贱的，远方有个思念的。

2、小丽：妈妈，小强今天要我嫁给她！妈妈漫不经心的问：他有固定的工作吗？小丽想了想说：他是我们班上负责擦黑板的！

3、没想到，我太大会对我不忠。昨晚她没有回家，问她去哪里了，她告诉我说她整晚和她妹妹在一起，可是昨天晚上是我和她妹妹在一起的。

4、美国佬丢脸了，摩天大楼炸毁了，小布什傻眼了？五大洲，四大洋，世界人民过年了，谁干的？辛苦了，哥儿们向您致意了！

5、未来若有两个男人出现，闭上眼睛，不管长相财富学识如何，别想那些，握住他的手，选择手心温暖的那人。

6、千里试问平安否？且把思念遥相寄。绵绵爱意与关怀，浓浓情意与祝福，中秋快乐！

7、女人天生是感情的动物，无论她是女强人还是家庭主妇，其实心底里对感情的依赖与寄望会特别大。

8、心要让你听见，爱要让你看见；不怕承认对你有多倦恋，想你的时候，盼望你能收到我的真情留言。

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[ 2017-2-19 23:04:39 | By: hfxyc(游客) ]

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[ 2017-2-18 14:47:52 | By: xuyae(游客) ]

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Re:在漫画中识别身边的违章

[ 2016-10-23 22:23:56 | By: pzoqt(游客) ]

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[ 2016-10-23 0:00:05 | By: rwycg(游客) ]

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[ 2016-10-22 3:42:23 | By: vuklp(游客) ]

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